This weekend, I finally had the chance to take more pics. My family was going to be 700 miles away, I had a short work day and, for over 24 hours, I was going to have the house all to myself. Nothing could go wrong, right?
Oh, how naive I was... Let's go down the list, shall we?
First, I cut my lip shaving. Don't ask... I'm not even sure how I did. After that, I left the exfoliating lotion on a little too long. Now I have high sensitivity in sensitive places. Even having soap run over it during my shower stung. Oh, I also remembered what happened last time I used Nair on my nads... 2 minutes after I had already done it. Let's just say the next few days will be very touchy. The rest of the primping was fine until I put on one of my new corsets. I bought new ones to better fit my height but it turns out I have to work harder to make them fit. The white one is the worst. It's clearly brushing up against something metal when I tightened it. Eventually It'll frizz until the string rips. I'll have to worry about that later though.
Oh, I did mention that I gained a lot of weight recently. Those 40 pounds I gained might as well have been a nail in the coffin. The dress I had in mind no longer fits. In fact, most of my dresses no longer fit. Trust me, I've tried. I finally found one that did. My pirate loli outfit isn't designed to zip up like the rest. The front of the coat is held together by ribbons that I can let out to compensate my weight gain. I thought I was finally having a bit of good luck until I remembered that it has a decorative button that was ripped off. Turning that lemon into lemonade, I figured I could take a "Suffering for the sake of art" pic of me half dressed while sewing it back on. There was still a chance to make it work.
I put on most of the outfit and go or my camera. I had forgotten I had placed it back in its original box and some of my family are... kleptophilic... so I was panicking when I couldn't find it. After I finally did, I started setting up the shot. I had just framed the angle where I was going to sit when the battery icon flashed and the camera shut off. Considering that the battery lives on the charger, I thought it odd that it would be dead so I tried turning it on again. It lasted a few seconds then flashed the icon and shut itself off. It wouldn't even turn back on after that. It seems the cheap charger I bought to replace the one I lost decided not to work right. Rather, it was slightly too big to make the proper connections for charging. Trying to shove my thinnest screwdriver in to force a connection didn't work so I finally found an outlet in a position that would charge it properly.
While that was being worked on, I went for my wig. Clearly, it has seen its last convention. I'm sure it could be fixed but I don't have the skill to do so. Last time I tried, I ruined the wig and bought the one I have now. Looks like it's time for another replacement. Considering it was the middle of the night, I decide to make it work anyway and just apologize for having a "bad hair day".
Then I went to work on the dress. It was worse than I thought. Part of the fabric holding the button had been ripped. I cut it off so there's now a small hole where it use to be. It'll be covered so that wasn't a big issue. No, that issue was the button itself. After I threaded the needle and made one pass, I noticed something I've never seen before. The brass button had a crack in the clasp. Fearing the worst, I pulled on it with the needle. Sure enough, it was in 2 pieces. With nothing to loop the thread through, there was no way I could sew that button back on the dress. I would have to buy a new one.
Even with all that against me, I figured I could fake it with a safely pin so I grabbed the battery. Well, I tried to. I ended up dropping it and it fell behind the trashcan. It wasn't exactly a sanitary spot but I retrieved it, clean it and put it back in the camera. I had just enough time to take one test photo before it flashed the battery symbol and cut off again. At that point it had been 5 hours since I first stepped into the bathroom to shave. I tried to stay positive throughout the whole ordeal but I can't do jack without that camera. I also had not even started on my makeup. I finally threw up my hands and surrendered.
I'm sorry guys. Hopefully I'll get another opportunity soon. In the meantime, I'll be buying a new wig, a replacement button, looking for a dress that can take me gaining weight and probably a new camera as well. I know you waited this long but, sadly, it's going to be even longer.